Beer Bellies and Bikinis



the summer banger of 2017
Introducing C.HEF ft. Frank Angelini

Caitlin Hefner
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Frank Angelini
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Carey Clayton
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Ben Hickson
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LYRICS:
I once was small with an itty bitty waist
Then I acquired a peculiar taste
All of my fluids got replaced
Cause’ now I’m slamming forties to my face

I use to have the body of a supermodel
With my silhouette looking like a beer bottle
Now I’m walking with a slight wattle
Call my belly Vin Diesel cause’ it’s full throttle

Beer Bellies and Bikinis
Bow to all the Queenies
Leavin’ prints in the sand
Rubbin’ in their sunscreenie
Beer Bellies and Bikinis
Bow to all the Queenies
All them real ass Bitches
Not those models and those teenies
Beer Bellies and Bikinis

Fittin’ in my stringy
Goin’ for a swimmy
There’s no need to be skinny
While I’m sipping on my Genny

Struttin’ in the sand
With a forty in my hand
Walkin’ confident
Huh huh huh shit I’m starting’ to pant

Michelob Ultra cause’ unnecessary trauma
This is my Mecca
Not tryin’ to be disrespectful

Hops bring the jelly
To this carbonated belly
When I fall in the sand
I’ll Shamu on the landddddd

X2. Beer Bellies and Bikinis
Bow to all the Queenies
Leavin’ prints in the sand
Rubbin’ in their sunscreenie
Beer Bellies and Bikinis
Bow to all the Queenies
All them real ass Bitches
Not those models and those teenies

Beer Bellies and Bikinis

Strawberrita not gonna help me get that thigh gap
Put my thunder thighs together
Make them clap clap clap

Heard round the world like Paul Revere
Errrrrrrrr Sybil when she tap tap tapped

Head nod to Drunk History
Revere rode 21
Sybil rode 43

Slam another beer it’s makin’ me smarter
Livin’ life on the edge might fall in the Harbour

Arms give a jiggle
Like a jellyfish wiggle
More pillow for my Bae
He so worshipful

Sittin’ in the sunshine
Sippin’ on the high life
I’m happy with myself
Don’t need your advice

Stopped tryin’ get my summer body
Boo I already got it
Confidently cocky

X2. Beer Bellies and Bikinis
Bow to all the Queenies
Leavin’ prints in the sand
Rubbin’ in their sunscreenie
Beer Bellies and Bikinis
Bow to all the Queenies
All them real ass Bitches
Not those models and those teenies

Beer Bellies and Bikinis

(Frank Angelini)
I met her at the surf bar
Bought her a PBR
She said her name was Erica
She most def was from ‘Merica

I said ‘Hey Beluga babe
let’s get you on the sand’
And took this beach beetch to the beach
In her thin waist band
And wasted no time to get the lure in my hand
In this fishys case
It was just a tall boy can

I like a girl with a body like a stuffed King Koopa
And you know that I love a thong with a FUPA
So you can catch this Buzz off Frank Angelini
And strut that flabby loose mass in a fine bikini

(C.HEF)
Now I might not look like Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
While I’m sittin’ on my porch drinkin’ my Molson
But I, have a degree and a pedigree
And I’m making more dough then Pillsbury HEHE

X2. Beer Bellies and Bikinis
Bow to all the Queenies
Leavin’ prints in the sand
Rubbin’ in their sunscreenie
Beer Bellies and Bikinis
Bow to all the Queenies
All them real ass Bitches
Not those models and those teenies

Beer Bellies and Bikinis

X2. Bow to all the Queenies
Leavin’ prints in the sand
Rubbin’ in their sunscreenie
Bow to all the Queenies
All them real ass Bitches
Not those models and those teenies

Beer Bellies and Bikinis HUH
Beer Bellies and Bikinis huh huh

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8 Responses

  1. Ethan Houser says:

    Kinda reminds me of pam from the office

  2. Mr. X says:

    You look like the female version of Bo Burnham

  3. Sara Beth says:

    Badass!!! ๐ŸŽง๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽฌ

  4. Talented and amazing ๐Ÿ–’๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Ž

  5. NCS Sounds says:

    Great vid If you need any free music for your content, come browse through the playlist's i have, i think they would really imrpove your videos!

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