Daisy Ridley Raps a Recap of All Eight Star Wars Movies (Episodes I-VIII)



Daisy Ridley performs a rap recapping the first eight episodes that make up Star Wars’ trilogy of trilogies. Full lyrics below:

Said a long time ago in a galaxy far far away a
Guy named Vader tried to kidnap a Rebel Princess Leia
So she employed a droid to record her a quick note, she said
“Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.” Go!

Hyperspace zoom, sent off some battle plans in an R2
C-3PO’s saying they’re doomed, until they’re bought by a farmer named Luke
His Force is strong
Obi-Wan hasn’t heard that name in long
Solo shoots first, don’t say that I’m wrong
It took him twelve parsecs for his Kessel Run

Well, sure. Chewie was charting the course
Luke learned the way of the Force
Blew up the Death Star, he had no remorse
He got a medal, he’s ready for more

Strike back, Rebels on Hoth are attacked
Yoda shows up and talks backwards
Battled with Boba Fett, put up a fight but then Han got froze in carbonite, burr
Wasn’t the plan, suddenly Luke is in need of a hand
Lando Calrissian led them to slaughter
And Darth Vader said to Luke
I am your father

What?! Jabba the Hutt, gotta admit that bikini was hot
Yoda is dying, yes that’s why I’m crying
Take this any longer I simply cannot
Hey Sidious
You were quite hideous
Vader protected his kid, I’m not kidding, I’m serious
Blew up a Death Star, ‘cause it was a trap
Shout out to Ewoks, ‘cause they had our back

Back in the day
Little boy Anakin loved to pod race
Padmé escaped, Darth Maul went ape
The ending for Qui-Gon Jin wasn’t so great

Attack of the clones
Ten years pass, Anakin’s grown
He falls in love but his master is captured
His mother is killed and then that spells disaster
Oo!
Mace Windu
Anakin loses an arm to Dooku
Secret marriage
Twins in the carriage
Palpatine’s savage
And Vader breaks through!

I’m trying to think… Who’d I forget? What’s his name?
Meesa called Jar Jar Binks!

Now to today
Jumping ahead to a scrapper named Rey (Hey!)
Teamed up with Poe and a Stormtrooper Finn
Who betrayed the First Order, so we let him in
BB-8!
Solo vs. Solo, Han met his fate
Rose got to work
Kylo won’t put on a shirt
Kylo is kind of a flirt
Tracked down Luke he was giving me hate
Until he saved the Resistance on Crait

Now Skywalker’s gone
But faith in the Force remains strong
Skywalker always lives on
Woo!

You can’t stop me, I’m a Jedi from Jakku
Fight the Dark Side from Tatooine to Naboo
Let go of everything that you fear to lose
Be the spark the lights the fire and May The Force Be With You

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32 Responses

  1. Omg daisy you have got some skills I love your raping may the force be with you too

  2. Who watching during pandemic?

  3. Who else watch this more than one time?

  4. Have to admit, this was actually good.

    Though, in some parts.
    Still it was enjoyable. 🙂

  5. "Kylo won’t up on a shirt

    Kylo’s kind of a flirt"

  6. Xtina Suandi says:

    Still the best thing I've seen in 2020

  7. I'm not gonna lie, I was expecting this to be cringey, but this was actually really dope.

  8. C Watson says:

    Yo I've watched the 1000 times

  9. SAM says:

    I love she, please daisy marrie me

  10. JAC says:

    wow i cant even rap 2 words lol

  11. Phiechen 99 says:

    Okay and why is this not on Spotify yet?

  12. she forgot obi wan kenobi had the high ground

  13. Jar jar was a better character than all of the sequel charecters sooooo

  14. John says:

    This was very soothing to watch

  15. it gives me chill in all my bones 😄

  16. Daniel Kim says:

    Bruh why did you diss Jar Jar Binks?

  17. Darth Windu says:

    This isn't your first time here…

  18. Jack Doyle says:

    Daisy Ridley's acting is painful lets how she fades into obscurity like Hayden Christianson

  19. Did anyone else notice this line: Gotta admit that bikini was hot. Just… no

  20. Claire Kerns says:

    Not even gonna lie I totally listen to this and sing along to hype myself up or brighten my mood. Back when this vid first came out I watched it almost every day 😂 but nowadays it really helps with my mental state and coping with everything. It also takes me back to when things were more stable and the biggest thing was the new Star Wars movie coming out

  21. I havent heard somting like this in a……….. long time

  22. TuSwift4U says:

    Is anyone gonna talk about those amazing drawings?!

  23. Why doesn't she mention anything about the best Star Wars movie?

  24. Sequels suck and are the worst part of starwars

  25. you really just gonna skip revenge if the sith like that

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